reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
Favorite internet trend.
I CANT EVEN DECIDE WHOSE FACE IS THE BEST
first speech: i love naruto
second speech: i’m changing the title of president to hokage
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
Actual footage of me trying to use my phone in bed
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
Look I know everyone is excited for Halloween because of all the movies like Hocus Pocus and Halloween Town. But what about my moTHAFUCKIN MOVIE SCARY GODMOTHER
OMFG OMFG OMFG I LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE OMFG *dies*
(Not gonna lie. I watch it every damn year)
remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop
wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
This made me laugh so hard. Of course they are giving out tissues with this movie….
Oh good Lord.
They fact they specify that it’s “facial tissue” though.
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
in the tumblr tagging system, unsourced artwork is considered especially heinous. on this blogging platform, the users who source these felonies are part of an elite task force called the source your fucking artwork unit. these are their stories.